If anyone said any of the things on the following list to me I would be as happy as this guy.
- Hey, let's drop what we are doing and go to the library RIGHT NOW!
- You should totally have another milkshake!
- How did you get to be so good at everything?!
- Do you want to watch the movie "Fletch" with me for the 10th time? I just watched Fletch for the ninth time but I think I'm gonna go for ten.
- Did you see that study that came out that said drinking Dr. Pepper in the morning is totally acceptable and good for you?
- Hey, I had some free time today so I went to the grocery store and I got all your groceries for you and paid for them and put them away. Is that cool?
- We should have peanut butter and banana sandwiches every day!
- I have killed all of the mosquitoes in the entire world. Just letting you know.
- Instead of sending all these emails, what if we went swimming instead? Without mosquitoes!
- I know---Ira Glass IS really dreamy!
- I think you may be a genius.
- Those pajama pants look great on you!
- You know, you remind me of someone. Oh right! You're like a mix of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, only a little bit funnier!
- I got you this $1 million gift card to amazon.com. I hope you like it!